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Stephen Fry on the Joys of Swearing (by gsmokeyjoe)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN!

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Stephen Fry: Did you know there’s an animal that can moonwalk? It’s a wonderful little bird called a Manakin bird. Do you want to see a Manakin bird moonwalking? Rich Hall: Yeah.Bill Bailey: Yes, please.Stephen Fry: I think it will give you pleasure. Isn’t he great? That is the loveliest bird! In very ’70s yellow trousers. It’s a delight. If you give me a cupcake, I will do this dance for you

Stephen Fry: Did you know there’s an animal that can moonwalk? It’s a wonderful little bird called a Manakin bird. Do you want to see a Manakin bird moonwalking?
Rich Hall: Yeah.
Bill Bailey: Yes, please.
Stephen Fry: I think it will give you pleasure. Isn’t he great? That is the loveliest bird! In very ’70s yellow trousers. It’s a delight.

If you give me a cupcake, I will do this dance for you

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Woofety, woofety, woofety

Woofety, woofety, woofety

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Stephen Fry: They are very extraordinary things, woodpecker tongues. It can extend to two-thirds of its body length. It’s covered in sticky saliva, vicious barbs, and has an ear at the end of it with which it can listen to its prey. And if the pecker’s got wood, why go for tongue, you may argue. Jo Brand: Could we have an offshoot of this programme called “Quite Unnecessary”?

Stephen Fry: They are very extraordinary things, woodpecker tongues. It can extend to two-thirds of its body length. It’s covered in sticky saliva, vicious barbs, and has an ear at the end of it with which it can listen to its prey. And if the pecker’s got wood, why go for tongue, you may argue.

Jo Brand: Could we have an offshoot of this programme called “Quite Unnecessary”?

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Douglas and I, as the first two owners of Apple Macs in Europe, played for years (before the internet would have made it easier) like kids with train sets, swapping software and routines and programmes. No colour, no hard disks for some years: but damn it was fun.
Downstairs lurked Sue Freestone, DNA’s publisher, wishing that I would go away so that Douglas would get on with his latest novel. As a way of getting rid of me she offered me an advance for a book of my own.
So I went off and wrote one.
When I came back Douglas was no further forward with his. As is well known, he HATED writing.
He was a huge man: when he was in a house it rattled and you always knew he was there. He did the same to the earth. It doesn’t rattle any more now that he’s gone.

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TRUE FACT: Stephen Fry disrupts the gravity of cats. (my 3500th post)

TRUE FACT: Stephen Fry disrupts the gravity of cats.

(my 3500th post)

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The adorable Molly Lewis wants to have Stephen Fry’s baby.

Stephen Fry as a Klingon. You have now reached the end of the Internet.

Stephen Fry as a Klingon. You have now reached the end of the Internet.

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