I LOVES U ATTACK HAMSTER

(via Hidden Epidemic: Tapeworms Living Inside People’s Brains | Infectious Diseases | DISCOVER Magazine)

Did you know that vanilla ice cream contains the excretions of beaver anal glands?
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Your Monday morning GAH! Patton Oswalt’s The Miracle of Childbirth.

Jasper, fetch me The Bendy Straw. I want to savour every drop of this Nightmare Juice.
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