Tallulah ain’t takin’ none of your guff.
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All little girls have the power to taste Kitten Secrets.
METAL AS BALLS
I love you. Let’s play.
I shall name him Squishy
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Golden Eagle Snatches Toddler!
I could use some o’ this. I can be an angry farter sometimes.
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HEY EVERYBODY! COME OVER TO MY PLACE. I’M MAKIN BABY SOUP.
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Professional Wrestling should be just this.
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