Suddenly … BAHLZ!

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"So, Ernie. How’d you learn to walk?"
"Well, Pop grabbed me by the neck and testicles. You’d be surprised how motivated I became."

"So, Ernie. How’d you learn to walk?"

"Well, Pop grabbed me by the neck and testicles. You’d be surprised how motivated I became."

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Tallulah ain’t takin’ none of your guff.

Tallulah ain’t takin’ none of your guff.

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All little girls have the power to taste Kitten Secrets.

All little girls have the power to taste Kitten Secrets.

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METAL AS BALLS

METAL AS BALLS

I love you. Let’s play.

I love you. Let’s play.

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I shall name him Squishy

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Golden Eagle Snatches Toddler!