Hooty Frikkin Hoo
The worst part of Animal Crossing is being partially color-blind while fossil hunting and having to spend half an hour Looking for Brown in the Crinkly Bits.

Best Animal Crossing cosplay ever. Bonus points for having the pic taken in front of a cookie mural.
(Source: flabbeycrossing, via animal-crossing)

This needs to be an option. I mean, what’s the use of having a Golden Axe?
(Source: punk-, via stinkypuff)
In the new Animal Crossing, if you don’t pay off Nook fast enough, you’ll be forced to pay the ultimate price.
(via animal-crossing)
gloriousmadness: Animal Crossing Rory
This is for Dave
Wow. I can’t imagine the amount of time it took to make that TARDIS flag.
The worst part of Animal Crossing is being partially color-blind while fossil hunting and having to spend half an hour Looking for Brown in the Crinkly Bits.
CakeNubs has a new resident. Her name is Bella. She is a mouse. All she wants me to do is buy her stuff. A few minutes ago, she gave me the nickname “F-star.”
THAT IS A SHITTY NICKNAME BELLA I DO NOT LIKE YOU BELLA YOU ARE A PRISSY POT AND I DO NOT LIKE PRISSY POTS.
Update: Agent S just told me that she wants to live with me under the sea. Maybe I’m reading too much into this, but I think I’ve just entered into a suicide pact with a squirrel.

LET’S ALL GET OUR HAIR DID AT DA SHAMPOODLE

when it’s 11:30 p.m. and you’re fretting over whether the feng shui of a farting watermelon chair is correct.

My favorite character type in Animal Crossing is the bat-shit insane bird.
This is Anchovy. I caught him talking to Angus the bull the other day. Anchovy told Angus that he smelled like his grandpa; then demanded that Angus Breathe Into His Mouth. Yeah.
Last night, Anchovy asked me to give him a catchphrase that’d make him sound like a superhero. He is now running around town shouting “FOGHAT!!!”
God, I love this game.