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Study at a Quiet French Watering-Place
“Now then, Mossoo, your Form is of the Manliest Beauty, and you are altogether a most attractive Object; but you’ve stood there long enough. So jump in and have done with it!”
George du Maurier Cartoon from Punch magazine; September 1877
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(Source: adventures-of-the-blackgang, via my-ear-trumpet)
When is it correct to put on formal evenings clothes?
After six o’clock, though, if a man dresses for a function fixed for six o’clock that he must reach before that time, it is quite allowable to be seen around five or after in evening clothes.
How long may evening dress be worn?
Until dawn.
Is it good form to wear evening clothes on Sunday night?
Yes; just as correct as on other nights.
Is it proper to wear the “Opera” hat with the “Tuxedo” or evening jacket?
No; a high hat must always accompany a tailed coat, and thus may only be worn rightfully with the “swallowtail,” frock, or cutaway coats.
Is it correct to wear patent leather shoes with business or morning clothes?
No; they belong only with formal dress.
Is it ever permissible to appear in evening clothes without an overcoat on the street?
No.
When one wears evening dress, where should the handkerchief be carried?
It should be kept in the left breast pocket of the coat, not tucked up the sleeve or, dreadful to relate, pushed between waistcoat and shirt bosom.
Is a silk handkerchief proper with evening clothes?
No; a plain white linen handkerchief with the owner’s monogram embroidered in white is in the best form.
Does a gentleman wear his white glacé evening glove on the street going to a function.
No; he wears suede gloves in the street and exchanges them for his glacé gloves, carried in his pocket, when he reaches the coat room of the host’s or hostess’ house.
Is it correct to wear a watch chain or fob with evening clothes?
No; no jewelry of any kind should be in evidence and a fob is especially to be avoided as it is obtrusive and mars the extreme simplicity which is the distinguishing mark of a gentleman’s dress after candle-light.
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drusillabloeme: FuzzyDave’s guide to appropriate Saturday night attire.
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