donnerpartyofone asked: please enumerate wilson's rules
- All new toys belong to Wilson. Old toys may be utilized by lesser dogs. All “Lamb Chop” AKA “chem-chomp” toys belong to Wilson exclusively.
- No dog is allowed to play rambunctiously unless it is so approved by Wilson.
- Wilson will rub his big goopy eyes on you (human or canine) whenever he sees fit.
- Wilson reserves the right to bite your nose if your kisses displease him.
Whenever someone approaches me for casual sex
reblogging because i’ve never been approached for casual sex and if i was i’d run because i’d have no fucking clue what i was supposed to do.
Casual Sex is easy: No tie, and Dockers.
It’s only 26 seconds long, but I’ve laughing for much longer.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
Fluffy. Milk. Horse.